“How did you make this vegan?”
It was said with the same mixture of shock and curiosity I often get when people ask me how I manage to live without a TV. My answer is always the same: I live. Here’s the extended version.
Food tastes better
I never intended not to get a television. When I moved to London five years ago, I lived with a flatmate who, as people normally do, had a TV. A year later, I moved out on my own into a furnished apartment that didn’t have one. I became acutely aware of the lack of TV when I sat down to dinner my first night there. Suddenly, without the usual background noise, I realized how I was now focusing my attention fully on the food in front of me. My dinner stretched awhile and actually became an event, unlike the usual mindless eating I was doing before.
No license needed
Even so, I still thought I’d get around to getting a TV. But as the days went on, I wasn’t really missing it. Then the harassment letters started coming. If you don’t live in the UK, you may be surprised to hear that you need a license to watch television, and that there’s a terrifying crackdown team in place should you think you can get away without buying one. The letters started out quite friendly and would build to menacing missives: “Most people who claim not to have a television actually do.” Oh really? I wonder how many of these people also bother to open letters from TV Licensing.
Long-haul flights are fun again
“Move freely about the cabin” is one of the most ridiculous phrases I’ve ever heard. When I fly, I’m like a kid playing with someone else’s toys. Richard Branson may have a lot to answer for when it comes to catering, but who flies for the food? I’m there for the entertainment, and Virgin Atlantic has this one down. But back home with no TV: that’s freedom to really move it...and get my butt outside.
Radio, silence
What I love about radio is that, unlike TV, you’re not watching your time get sucked into a vacuum. Radio sort of follows you instead of the other way around. Along the way, you laugh and learn. To me, the greatest radio station on earth is Radio 4. If you haven’t heard Graham Norton on Just a Minute, you’re missing out. So tune in.
Bigger is better
One thing I miss about America is big movie theatres. Unless you go to the West End, which I tend to avoid, you might be in for a stamp-sized screen at typical London cinemas. Still, it’s going to be bigger than even your biggest plasma. I can’t usually relate to Michael Jackson, but I do get his need for an in-house movie screen. I’m lucky to have one down the street, and I go whenever I can.
Brain food
There was a time when the majority of my reading was comprised of the freebies on the Tube. What a sad, sad thought. I go through books like I do maple syrup now, and I don’t tend to hold on to them. If it’s not in the library I’ll buy it, read it and pass it on – hopefully to someone who might be inspired to turn off the TV.
He’s just not that into YouTube
If I lived with someone, I’d probably have a TV – I like cozying up together on the couch after making dinner. In the meantime, it’s really interesting to see the response I get from guys when the no-TV topic comes up. “Brilliant!” is a good sign. “That’s weird” is even better. It means I should probably change the channel.
Back to my opener: I made this dessert for a dinner party yesterday, and it got great reviews all around. Like not having a TV, I’m learning that the whole veganism thing is weird only because people aren’t used to it. As always, a taste can turn your world around.
Bigger-picture pumpkin pie
With no eggs and no dairy, this dessert makes more room for what really matters.
For the crust:
1/2 cup pecans, finely chopped
3/4 cup porridge oats
3/4 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
dash sea salt
1/4 cup sunflower oil
3 tablespoons maple syrup
For the filling:
1 cup soymilk
1/4 cup cornstarch (cornflour in the UK)
1 15 ounce can pumpkin puree
1/4 cup maple syrup
1/4 cup Agave nectar
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg (so much better than ready-ground)
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Spread nuts over a baking pan. Toast for 7-10 minutes on middle shelf until starting to brown.
2. Combine pecans, oats, flour, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, and dash salt. Whisk together oil and 3 tablespoons maple syrup, and mix into dry ingredients to form a dough. Press mixture into an 8-inch pie plate (I used a tart pastry mould). Bake for 10 minutes, and set aside to cool.
3. Whizz soymilk and cornstarch in a blender until dissolved, about 15 seconds. Add pumpkin, 1/4 cup maple syrup, Agave nectar, ginger, 2 teaspoons cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon salt, nutmeg, and cloves; blend until smooth. Pour filling into crust.
4. Bake for about 35 minutes, or until the crust is lightly browned and the outside inch of the filling is set. Cool on wire rack, then chill until set – preferably overnight (if you can keep yourself away from it for that long).